Hearts and flowers have their place, of course they do.
Listen, we love novelty chocolate as much as the next guy, but the sheer volume of terribly pink tat around this time of year can make Valentine’s shopping a total nightmare. Thus, we decided to put together a gift guide full of the things people might actually want and use.
We’re not judging if a teddy bear clutching a declaration of love symbolises all that is good and proper in your relationship. We just want to make sure you have choice.
Scroll through our gallery below for 37 Valentine’s Day presents you might have a hard time giving away this year…
(And don’t worry if you’ve left it late as several of these don’t need to be delivered – simply pop an email confirmation in an envelope and you’re good to go.)