But what are they saying to you?
ABOVE: “Okay. I can go to the park today because I’m freelance and work from home, but you get paid for Bank Holidays. And I spent last weekend working when you and Tom just stayed on the sofa watching Game of Thrones... No, I’m not being defensive...”
ABOVE: “Hi Tweeps!!! Just checking in from the island. Soooo relaxed! Best holiday ever! Lol!"
ABOVE: “Just tell Mum and Dad that you totally did exam revision in the garden and YOU went to university AND you have a degree.”
ABOVE: “Took our digital devices outside to talk marketing strategy with @StartupSquirrel. Also: retro ice lollies rule dudes!”
ABOVE: “Took our digital devices outside to talk marketing strategy with @Ringtailed_Lemur. Also: white chocolate Magnum owns a Fab any day!”
ABOVE: “Darling, I’m busier now I’ve retired than I ever was before…”
ABOVE: “You have no idea how long this PhD is taking to write up! Just let me enjoy some small pleasures!”
ABOVE: “The next person to say ‘simples!’ in a bad Russian accent… I don’t know what I’ll do.”
ABOVE: “Take a proper lunch break for once. This pop-up ice cafe is so cute and it’s only 10 minutes’ walk from you.”
ABOVE: “In all seriousness, I haven’t slept properly in six weeks. I want to enjoy the fun parts of paternity leave.”
ABOVE: “So great to get to the lido when it just isn’t crowded.”
ABOVE: “Don’t be too jealous. I bet your office has air con.”