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Alternative Valentine's Day cards

Whether you love or loathe Valentine’s Day, there’s no denying that the selection of cards blaring out at you from every single newsagents can feel… well, sickeningly sweet. Thankfully for you, we’ve made it our mission to bring you the brightest, boldest, and most brilliantly alternative Valentine’s Day card selection ever.

From ridiculous puns to profound literary quotes, shop our quirky round-up and send one out to your partner in crime – whether that be your lover, mother, work wife, sister from another mister, or, you know, your actual sister. It’s guaranteed to distract them from all the cheesy consumerism – and pop a smile back on their face for 14th February.

You’re welcome.



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