We wish we were outside, frolicking in the Autumn leaves. We'll have to live through these animals instead.
"I want YOU to come outside and play with me. Pleeease? Choupette's too busy - he's doing appointments with Karl Lagerfeld AGAIN."
"#AUTUMNLEAVES! #MEGALOLZ! #WOOF"
"Ahh, the descent of Autumn's leaves, the changing of the seasons. Makes me think about life, y'know?"
"Oh God. Why did I finish off the entire pork belly last night? MAJOR FOOD BABY"
Duck: "So I said to him, I said you HAVE to watch Homeland! It's amazing! I don't care what you think of Downton, it's quality US drama at its best! I've got the WHOLE THING on series link!"
Hedgehog: "Yep, mmmm, uh-huh *stares blankly into middle distance*"
"Nope, I'm not coming out until those Compare the Meerkat adverts die a horrible death"
"Can I just clarify that I did NOT choose these wellies? If only Hunters came piglet sized..."
"Dude, this morning was rouuuuuuugh. Monday hangovers. Avoid."
"Word"
"Think you're nicking these berries for your seasonal crumble? Back OFF, Nigella."
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE BUT I'M VERY AFRAID!"
Hedgehog 1: "Hey, hey, you asleep yet? This is my first hibernation, and I just don't know if I'm ready yet!"
Hedgehog 2: "We've got until March. Can you just, y'know be quiet until then?"
Picture credit: Rex Features
