Don't give us that look. You clicked the link. You knew what you were getting.
Behold, the handmade guinea pig chainmail/scalemail outfit.
The item is being auctioned off on ebay for charity (for the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue charity, no less), after the designer's guinea pig, Lucky, passed away and no longer required his noble suit of armor.
As sad as that is, there is a silver lining: the owner has promised to give 100 per cent of the final sale price to the organisation.
Currently, the bid is at £279 ($440) and is set to close in 4 days and 11 hours time at the time of writing. You can make your bid here.