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If Marvel did vibrators

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“I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative”

Marvel Comics has many successful franchises, but has so far resisted breaking into erotica. Which is a darn shame when you consider tumblr user Sarmai's impressive mock-up of how the legendary comic book maker's sex toys might look:

Avengers Assemble! Above: The Black Widow - discreet clitoral stimulator, Hulk - 12” silicone dildo, Iron Man - twin motor vibrator and the Hawkeye - G-spot vibrator

Sarmai's imagined sex toys include an appropriately high-tech homage to Iron Man, a sleek Black Widow stimulator and an heroic Hawkeye, which targets the G-spot.

"What are you ladies waiting for, Christmas?" The Captain America silicon vibrator, above, is predictably patriotic

Sadly, Sarmai failed to include Spider-Man in his line-up, cruelly denying us of the chance to use the lines "My Spider-Sense is tingling" and "With great power must also come great responsibility" (but sorry, we couldn't resist).

This probably isn't the direction Stan Lee saw Thor headed

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Words: Anna Pollitt. Images: Sarmai/tumblr

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