The Funniest Anti-Valentine's Day Cards - Life - Stylist Magazine

  • Anti Valentine's Day
  • Anti Valentine's Day
  • Anti-Valentines Day

Anti-Valentine's Day cards

These are anything but soppy...

February the 14th is fast approaching, but if you're already sick of all the schmaltz in the shops - we've got just the ticket.

Following on from the epic 7p Valentine's Day card released by ASDA, we've done some digging and unearthed hilarious Anti-Valentines greetings on sale across the internet, mainly created by the craft-loving community of Etsy.

It seems Anti-Valentines Day is almost as big a movement as the Hallmark Holiday itself, as we found hundreds of humorous greetings cards and presents that will warm the cockles of any lonely hearts (or appeal to particularly unsoppy couples). So let all sickly sweet pictures of giant hearts, grinning teddy bears and limp flowers be washed away, as we bring you the best, bitter-sweet Anti-Valentine's Day cards, and a few tokens of non-affection you'll actually want to in the post this year.

Depression-Era Valentines day cards prove that sometimes, the thought has to count. From Order of St Nick at Cafe Press.

We love this 'Sisters Before Misters' Polaroid card courtesy of Not on the High Street.

And the best from Etsy...

For the gloomy Anti-Valentine.

Comforting words for the recently dumped.

Bacon and dogs: Definitely better than Valentine's Day.

Charming words.

Bonding over mutual hatred.

We don't smoke, but we want to keep these matches anyway.

Wear your Valentine's Day hatred with pride.

Another cute badge to wear on February 14th. Not childish at all.

A bleeding heart. What every girl wants on February 14th.

We like a bit of angry cross-stitch.

Imagine seeing this in the Lonely Hearts pages.

Literary and Anti-schmaltz - these Penguin cover style match books are too cute.

Why not frame your hatred for Valentine's Day, and mount it on your wall?

Needlework gets real.

Tags:

Share on

or email.

  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Delicious
Stylist magazine on Facebook

Our Most…

The rise of gin snobbery

The rise of gin snobbery

Knowing your cucumber from your liquorice…

More
Top 50 most romantic quotes from literature

Top 50 romantic lines from literature

Losing hearts at first sight, soul-entwining…

More
The Best 100 Closing Lines From Books

The best 100 closing lines from books

Don't judge a book by its cover - instead, try…

More
Rejection letters sent to famous people

Rejection letters sent to famous people

"I love my rejection slips," wrote…

More
St Ives property

Secluded properties around the world

A tiny wooden cabin in Cornwall which has just…

More

Win a luxury overnight stay at Hotel Xenia with The Love Punch

To celebrate the release of romantic comedy The…

More
Skincare secrets from modern beauty icons

Beauty tips and skincare secrets from celebrity beauty icons

A lustrous and ever-youthful glow is the golden…

More
Extraordinary scenes as mother saves her son's killer from the noose

Extraordinary scenes as mother saves her son's killer from the noose

A photographer has captured the incredible moment…

More
Stylist back issues

Your Vote Counts

What's your favourite thing to do in the sunshine?

What's your favourite thing to do in the sunshine?