Ask A Feminist is Stylist.co.uk's new column answering your questions on feminism, sexism and womanhood in a real-life, 21st Century context. Send your dilemmas to email@example.com and we'll get one of our brilliant panel of feminists to cast a discerning eye on the issue at hand.
This week's question:
"I like things to be tidy and clean but my boyfriend doesn’t care, so is it fair that I do the lion’s share of the housework?"
Feminist Victoria Joy says:
"I'm going to start by answering a question with another question. Does your boyfriend have you sing lullabies to lull him to sleep or suckle at your teet multiple times a day?
Let's stick with no - a fair guess - based on the assumptions that he's not an infant and you're not his primary caregiver.
So why in the name of Shake N Vac should you be picking up his slack when it comes to the housework?
Please lads; until females are born wearing marigolds and males without, I'm calling bullshit on your argument that the fairer sex are 'better' at scrubbing skillet pans.
Do you know why your boyfriend doesn't care about things being clean and tidy? Because he doesn't have to.
There's no reason for him to step within a foot of the Mr Muscle because you've been there, done that, buffed the bedside cabinet so hard he can see his own knowing smirk in it.
It's human nature to do the minimum possible to get by/impress others/guarantee sex tonight, so you can't really blame him for not wrestling the iron out of your hand and demanding you binge on Netflix instead.
What usually happens in your relationship when one person cares about something and the other doesn't, be it eating out at good restaurants, spending time with your parents or Better Call Saul?
You suck it up, because while it doesn't mean that much to you, the person you love can't sleep for thinking about it. You need to tell your boyfriend that as much as you like things to be clean and tidy, you don't actually like to clean and tidy. Big difference.
Ideally, you now feel so empowered that you'll go, iPad in hand, to educate your other half on these powerful arguments for an equal division of household labour. That would be awesome - maybe he'll even tell his mates and word will spread.
But, and it saddens me to admit it, what you're probably better off doing is just hiring a cleaner to give both of you a break from cleaning and simmering resentment. It worked wonders for my relationship.
How do you and your partner divide household chores? Is gender equality in this area a realistic prospect or are we better off leaving men to the bins and light-bulbs while we tackle the washing up? Is it ambitious to hope for a fair balance, or ridiculous to aim for anything but?
Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below