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If Dolly Parton did the REAL Glastonbury

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There was delight in the Stylist office today as Dolly Parton was confirmed to perform at Glastonbury.

But, as we all know, Dolly is the queen of glamour, loves her home comforts and is lost without her boudoir of beauty treatments.

So how will our beloved blonde bombshell fare as she slums it in a muddy, dirty field at Glastonbury before her appearance on the Sunday?

Granted, Dolly will be cooped up in the VIP glamping area of the site – but, just for fun, we imagine Dolly’s reactions to the REAL Glastonbury experience.

When Dolly is told the Glastonbury forecast has changed from 4 days of sunshine to cloudy with a strong chance of rain

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When the ticket Dolly bought off a mate who couldn’t look more different is accepted at the gate without a raised brow

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When Dolly is shown the communal toilets for the first time

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When Dolly accidentally eats a hash brownie and spends a day lost in a deep and meaningful at the Stone Circle

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Later that night...

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Later still....

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After braving the queues for the shower to wash for the first time in four days

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When Dolly stays up all night reflecting on the beauty of life and watches the sun rise over the farm the next morning

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On Monday, as Dolly realises that 5,000 strong queue is for the coach…which is her ride home

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When Dolly gets into her freshly made bed on Monday night after a two hour bath

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