Whether you're looking to slip between the sheets in Aphrodite's boudoir, Byron's lair, or er, Christian's playroom, Britain has a range of avant-garde hotels diverse enough to satisfy everyone's needs.
From sizzling treehouses to racy seaside retreats, take a peek at 30 UK getaways that deserve a "Do Not Disturb" sign nailed to the door.
Let us know which hotel you fancy, or the sexiest place you've stayed in the UK, on Twitter or in the comments section below.
Words: Anna Pollitt. Pictures: hotels own, i-escape, mrandmrssmith, canopyandstars