Shock...

“I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)”

Anger...

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

Love...

“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”

Pure, unadulterated joy...

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”

"He who laughs last laughs the laughiest": the greatest Louise Rennison quotes for all moments in life