It’s time to hand in our key cards and check out of The White Lotus. The second season of Mike White’s brilliant satire of the uber-rich has come to an end after seven acutely observed episodes, culminating in an unforgettable finale.

As we bid farewell to the anthology series’ latest cast of messy characters (and attempt to piece together our dream cast for season three), what better way to say goodbye than by placing the hotel and its staff in a league table of awfulness?

From least annoying to most insufferable, we’ve ranked them all… (warning: you will find spoilers for The White Lotus season two ahead)

The White Lotus: the season 2 characters ranked from least annoying to most insufferable