70. The high of watching your total drop thanks to your Nectar card/Tesco clubcard.

71. A cuddle with absolutely zero chance of progression to sex.

72. The moment you successfully excavate an ingrown hair.

73. Coasters. Having a respect for wood: in. Being laissez-faire about water rings: very much out.

74. Any sort of drawer freshening item that makes your underwear smell like lavender.

75. A sensible jumper. A grey crewneck really does go with everything.

76. A spreadsheet that looks good and does a good job at communicating data.

77. A pear at the right point of crispness.

78. Gentle stretches. Not yoga. More like touching your toes or leaning over to one side with your arms above your head.

79. Forget a dramatic will-they-won’t-they love story or a passionate affair. These days a comforting relationship with someone who makes you laugh and shows they care is the height of hot. Just look at all the swooning over ‘orange peel theory’.

80. Leaving a party early enough to stick to your usual bedtime.

81. I’m considering buying a laser level. No firm decisions have been made yet.

82. Getting stocked up on your preferred pen (Muji 0.38, if you’re wondering).

83. A water flosser.

84. Upgrading to a fancy toothbrush. Mine connects to an app on my phone and tells me when I’m brushing certain sections of my mouth too hard.

85. A weekend spent reading the newspaper and lying on the sofa.

86. Getting to the end of a pot of a beauty product and getting every last drop left.

87. In fact, the very concept of ‘getting your money’s worth’. Sussing out cost per use, being responsible with your spending and buying things that are made to last… all very boring, all very chic.

88. Putting on a load of laundry or starting a dishwasher cycle.

89. “When the load of washing I’ve done is the perfect amount to all fit on the clothes horse,” says head of email Annie Simpson, “so I don’t have random socks and T-shirts hanging off drawers and cupboards.”

90. Managing the delicate art of poaching an egg for a runny yolk but sufficiently firm whites.

91. Receiving a present, unwrapping it and saving the paper for future use.

92. Stylist’s social media editor Sophie Boyden says her heated clothes dryer is “life-changing”. I am deeply envious.

93. Did you know that rice pudding sales jumped by 45% last year? And that a rice pudding bar, named Rizz Rice (yes, that does make us all uncomfortable, but let’s move on), opened up in London in February? Rice pudding, the dullest of desserts, is having its time in the sun.

94. Ordering a big food shop and discovering the expiry date on a perishable item is later than you had predicted. A thrill!

95. Landing the coveted front seat on the upper deck of the bus so you can feel like you’re driving.

96. A simple sandwich. Look, I have all the time in the world for a hyped-up XXL sandwich filled with fancy pickles and exciting textures, but also… an egg mayo is quite good, isn’t it?

97. Successfully unclogging a big wad of hair from the plughole.

98. A crisp spring day. Does this offer the excitement of a snow day or the sex appeal of sweltering summer climes? Absolutely not. But the crispness of the air is plain magical.

99. Having an hour to do a deep extracting session in front of a magnifying mirror.

100. An uneventful day/week/month where nothing really happens. Things are always happening. There’s always something. Wouldn’t a brief respite from that be absolutely delicious?

Borecore is officially in: 100 utterly mundane things that bring us joy