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“Over the Christmas break, while she was visiting her family, I simply moved out and left the country,” he says. “I took advantage of the fact that I accepted a job in other country and did not tell her about it.

“I simply wanted to avoid being untangled in a break-up drama.”

As if that wasn’t mind-blowing enough, this fine specimen of a man doesn’t sound too sorry about his behaviour, either. In fact, he’s pushed the majority of the blame onto his ex-girlfriend.

“Sylvia was rather emotional and became obsessed with the relationship,” he writes. “She tracked me down, even causedvarious scenes with my parents and friends.”

Or, in other words, she was started to find herself in something akin to a Taken-sequel and wanted to “track down” her long-term boyfriend to make sure he was alive, well, and in possession of a good explanation for his actions.

Fancy that – she must be crazy.

Woman ghosted by her ex-boyfriend gets ultimate revenge by becoming his boss