The survey questioned 1,513 adult Londoners who use the London Underground system. Other annoyances included leaving litter (is this your home? Or a bin? No? Get off then), not moving down (oh as long as you’re alright, Jack) and playing music out loud (again: not your house, but a public form of transport carrying many other people with ears and their own taste in music).

Coming in at seven is not standing up for pregnant, elderly and disabled people – 81% rated this as annoying behaviour. Funny how it always seems to be more than 29% conveniently asleep or suddenly completely unaware of their surroundings when someone does need a seat, eh?

Smelly food, manspreading, loud headphones, backpacks, bags on seats and demanding people move down when there is clearly no space also all made an appearance on the list.

The survey showed some evidence of a gender divide when it comes to transport irritations too – actions that disproportionately affect women, such as being stared at and manspreading, were obviously rated as annoying by more women than men.

See the full list below (if it doesn’t raise your blood pressure too much).

The most annoying Tube habits, as ranked by irritated Londoners