How much longer will the coronavirus lockdown continue here in the UK? Quite frankly, we’ve no idea – but some dark and secret part of us almost hopes that it goes on long enough for us to get through Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle.

This absolutely wild new dating show is basically the streaming platform’s answer to Love Island, albeit with one key difference. And it’s one key difference which makes it feel wholly relatable in this ongoing Covid-19 quarantine, too.

Here’s everything you need to know about the show.

What’s the premise of Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle?

It’s simple enough: Netflix has put 10 of the “hottest” and “horniest” singles they could find in a beach house. A beach house in a tropical paradise, no less. So far, so Love Island… but then comes the big twist: the singletons have a chat with a virtual chaperone, who informs them that they have the opportunity to win $100,000 if they can abstain from all sexual contact.

“As if some robot is telling me I can’t do anything!” exclaims one of the contestants.

It’s basically the sexy version of social distancing, minus the threat of a deadly disease.

As Netflix puts it in their synopsis: “No kissing, no heavy petting, and no self-gratification of any kind… in this luxury no-bone zone, will the serial singletons be able to form deeper emotional connections? Or will the temptation simply be too hot to handle?”

Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle is, quite honestly, the dating show of your dreams