Of course, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

We’ve all debated long and hard about the ethical dilemma presented by Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln’s “romance” (is he a stalker? Should she have kissed him, really? And what about poor Chiwetel Ejiofor?). We’ve screamed at Alan Rickman for buying that bloody necklace, too many times. We’ve questioned the likelihood of Colin’s encounter with Elisha Cuthbert, January Jones and Ivana Miličević, because… well, because we have.

And we have a lot of love for the small, unnamed octopus child that taught us eight really is a lot of legs. Iconic.

Love Actually quiz: which character are you most like?