Dogs dream in black and white, humans dream in colour, and very special humans dream in gin. And why wouldn’t we? The humble G&T is packed to the brim with health benefits – which makes us feel mighty smug when we pour ourselves a glass of the stuff on a Friday night.
So, when we learned that such a thing as a gin and tonic Easter egg exists, we were incredibly excited.
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Chocolate. And gin. We’ll just leave that here for a moment…
Lovingly crafted by the folks at Prestat, this definitely isn’t your bog-standard foil covered egg from the local supermarket.
In fact, it boasts a “lemon chocolate shell” – to ensure you get that perfect citrusy twist – and, if you can bring yourself to crack that beautiful egg to pieces, you’re in for a pleasant surprise.
Yup, you guessed it; it’s rammed to the brim with “London gin truffles”.
Be still our beating hearts.
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If you’re interested (and, for the love of all that is good and holy, why wouldn’t you be?) then you can get yours at Ocado.com for £16.99.
But, as you’ve probably guessed, demand is incredibly high; if these egg-cellently boozy eggs are anywhere near as popular as last Christmas’ gin baubles, then you’ll have one hell of a fight to get your hands on one.
We’d wish you luck, but… well, we want the G&T eggs all to ourselves. All of them. So we’ll just wish you a very happy Hunger Games.
May the odds be ever in our favour.