20 of the funniest anti-Valentine's day cards

Posted by: Megan Murray
Published: 6 months ago

Whether you’re buying for your partner and want something a little different, or you’re getting ready to celebrate with your BFF, we’ve rounded up the best anti-Valentine’s day cards around.

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and if you’re already sick of all the schmaltz in the shops, we’ve got just the ticket.

The anti-romantic movement is just as big as the Hallmark Holiday itself, with dozens of greeting card creators opting for words that will either win over particularly unsoppy couples or warm the cockles of lonely hearts.

This year we’re seeing some truly badass examples of female empowerment in all the Galentines cards on offer which we are, of course, absolutely loving. From some seriously cool independent artists to nation-wide brands, there’s a whole host of ways to say ‘i love you’ to the women in your life.

So cast aside the pictures of teddy bears grasping heart balloons and try something a little more unique and tongue in cheek, like this brilliantly funny selection below.

So what are you waiting for? Go forth and spread the unconventional love.

Images: Courtesy of brands

For the narcissist

For the dark horse

For the Donald Trump loather (that’s all of us then)

For the pessimist

For the one who’s more than comfortable with her own anatomy

For the one with the black soul

For the Harry Potter lover

For the cat enthusiast

For the one who is all about the sisterhood

For the one who’s passionate about politics

For the man-hater

For the Parks and Recreation fan

For the Queen Bey devotee

For the one who doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day

For the Big Shaq fan

For the one who says it like it is

For the one who puts her girls first

For the one whose idea of a romantic dinner is going to Macdonalds

For the one who has no time for Valentine’s Day

For the feeler