A woman on Twitter has created the perfect reply when you’re asked for nudes
Anyone who has dabbled in dating over the last few years will know the familiar pattern: you’ve matched, the chat is going well, flirty banter is kicking off and then BAM, the inevitable happens – they ask you to ‘send nudes’. Sigh.
Of course, there’s nothing wrong with sending sexy photos when the fancy takes you, but most often, when an internet stranger asks you to bare all out of the blue, it can be a total conversation – and passion – killer.
Well, next time it happens (and c’mon, it will), Twitter user @saucynatt has come up with a handy tip how to reply.
When asked for nudes, she replies with “Attachment: 1 Image” instead of sending an actual file – and her disappointed suitor falls for it repeatedly.
It’s such a common trope that her tweet has gone viral with 78,000 likes and 14,000 retweets, with hundreds of people commenting to applaud her trolling skills and offer similar tricks.
Or a slightly different approach with similarly frustrated results:
Ooh get a fake nude and pixelate it so it looks like its not loaded yet— Freddie (@fmradious) January 4, 2018
Or you could always just use this classic:
Love it! When I get asked for boob pics, I send this...— Jennifer Tanner 🇨🇦 (@jennay70) January 5, 2018
Grade A trolling! We applaud you.
If you need more online dating catharsis, have a look at the hilarious and horrifying @tindernightmares on Instagram.
Image: Chad Madden