Now you can wear your vagina on your chest thanks to the creative flair of craft site Etsy.
Supplier Gemma Flack brings a whole new meaning to the word enterprise with her hand-stitched felt creations, which come with badge pins and custom-made clitoris buttons.
On her Etsy product page, Gemma urges potential buyers to "celebrate your womanhood and wear your vulva with pride!"
Interested parties can choose from a range of colours and fabric patterns to model their own vagina "or whomever's vulva you are currently admiring."
Shades on show include dark brown, mint green or purple - although hot pink is currently sold out.
You can have your badge "as neat or as flappy as you like" while bearing in mind the mantra "all vulvas are beautiful and wondrous." Sage words indeed.
Order your own vulva badge here.