Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce: 20 tabloid headlines we bet you’ll soon see

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It’s the dream celeb news story for the international red-top press, and to save you the time of actually having to read them over the next couple of months, we’ve predicted all the stories they’ll be dishing out on the Brad and Ange split.

Watch out for those all-important inverted commas…

1. Jennifer Aniston appears somber while out shopping with husband Justin Theroux, just days after ex Brad’s divorce is announced

2. Brad ‘turns to Jennifer Aniston for support’

3. Johnny Lee Miller spotted grabbing coffee in London as friends say he’s ‘unsurprised’ at Jolie-Pitt split

4. Angelina Jolie looks worryingly thin as she visits lawyer’s office in West Hollywood

5. Johnny Depp seen in deep talks on his phone as source says he’s helping Brad Pitt understand the divorce process

6. Amal Clooney ‘concerned’ that Brad’s new single life is bad influence on husband George

7. Angelina treats her brood to ice cream as it’s rumoured she’s upset kids prefer Brad’s new bachelor pad to their family home

8. Billy Bob Thornton ‘defrosts vial of blood he’s had in freezer for years’ amid claims he’s in touch with ex-wife Angelina

9. Jennifer Aniston forced to issue statement denying she is pregnant, three weeks after ex Brad moves out of the home he shared with Angelina

10. Brad spotted laughing and joking with Angelina-lookalike make-up artist on set of new film

11. Getting in shape for someone special? Angelina’s ex-girlfriend Jenny Shimizu heads to LA gym with green juice in hand

12. Brad and Angelina ‘facing most expensive divorce EVER in Hollywood history’

13. “Six was his limit.” Friends say Angelina ‘wanted another baby’ but ‘Brad wanted a new motorbike’

14. Gwyneth Paltrow seen making her way to yoga class as she admits to friends the only thing she and recently single Brad Pitt ever had in common was their haircuts

15. All smiles! As her ex Brad goes through divorce number 2, Jennifer Aniston is seen giggling with group of gal pals over brunch in the Hollywood sunshine

16. Unshaven Brad Pitt looks disheveled in cap and worn jeans, the day after a close source says he’s ‘regretting everything’

17. Pitt stop: Angelina Jolie is seen chatting to handsome attendant at petrol station WITHOUT her wedding ring after filing for divorce from Brad Pitt

18. Angelina shows Brad what he’s missing at she flaunts slim pins in shift dress to speak at the United Nations in New York

19. Bradchelor life! Brad Pitt is surrounded by bevy of beautiful women as he attends architectural awards ceremony in France

20. Back on? Angelina and Brad seen standing together at son Pax’s school fair as rumours abound that they ‘can’t live without each other’


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Katharine Busby

Katharine Busby is a writer and editor. She knew she was a feminist when she realised it didn’t mean chucking away her lipstick, but having the choice to do so should she wish.