This is the future of mankind: Women, building our personal brands through artfully curated social media feeds. Men, answerable to our every whim, tasked with capturing our most beautiful selves. I don’t make the rules, I am merely obliged to obey them.

These days, everyone is an Instagram husband. Barack Obama has done it for wife Michelle, Jay-Z is tasked with snapping the flawless images of Beyonce that we see on her social media feeds.

And now Leonardo DiCaprio has seemingly befallen the same fate. The actor is currently on a yacht somewhere off the coast of Capri with his girlfriend of eight months, the Victoria’s Secret model Camila Morrone.

Previously, the yacht moored in St Tropez before it moseyed its way along the Cote D’Azur to Antibes where DiCaprio reportedly bought Morrone a new necklace. Ah, the life of the rich and famous, right?

Even Leonardo DiCaprio has to be an Instagram husband