That’s right: USDish is looking for someone to watch 13 adaptations of King’s spookiest stories, and for their bravery, they’ll earn $1,300 (approx. £1,041).

To volunteer as tribute, you’ll need to fill out an application complete with a 200-word statement about why you deserve the job. And, if you’re chosen, you’ll be sent 13 of King’s classic movies to watch from the comfort of your own sofa.

Here’s the full list, for your perusal:

Carrie (original or 2013 remake)
Children of the Corn
Christine
Creepshow
Cujo
Dreamcatcher
It (original or 2017 remake)
The Mist
Pet Sematary (original or 2019 remake)
Salem’s Lot
The Shining
Thinner
Misery

USDish will also be sending you a survival kit, complete with a torch, blanket and plenty of Stephen King paraphernalia. Plus, y’know, plenty of popcorn to chomp on/hurl into the air when you get to the biggest jump scares.

(Below: The final trailer for Doctor Sleep)

Stephen King fans, you can earn money watching his scariest movies at home