If you've ever wondered what a week is like in the gilded worlds of A-list stars, well, it's much like this.
Model Instagrammers Daisy Lowe, Gisele Bündchen and Lily Aldridge give us all a lesson in social media envy (looking fabulous while floating in water seems to be a common theme), while fellow catwalk queen Cara Delevingne looks less than camera-ready in the name of charity.
Meanwhile, every day's a party when you're Mariah Carey and Jessica Alba gets tourist-excited over telephone boxes in London.
Take a look at our gallery below.
Ellie Goulding doesn't know what's going on here either
Vibes from Mena Suvari
Lupita Nyong'o on beauty
... and appreciating fan art
“Now that is unique perspective! Reminds me of my favorite childhood illustrations. Thank you! #fanart #Repost @ariellandyart
Keeping up with my trend of awesome actresses of 2015... Lupita! #digitalillustration #drawing #digitalart #wacom #lupitanyongo #actresses #oscars2016 #fashion #starlet #illustration”
Madonna winds down
“Good Night Puerto Rico #rebelheartour”
Kim Kardashian's got toddler troubles
“It's gonna be a long night...”
Brooklyn Beckham is all about the #liftselfie
Cara Delevingne abandons catwalk polish for charity
“My #SmearForSmear Cervical Cancer Campaign Selfie. I nominate @poppydelevingne @cdelevingne @georgiamayjagger @sukiwaterhouse @kendalljenner to #SmearForSmear.
Text JCCT16 £5 to 70070 to help @joscervicalcancertrust prevent cervical cancer”
... and, well. This?
Heidi Klum's got the world's strangest ice-cream van
“Had a blast handing out @heidiklumintimates lingerie cones today at @davidjonesstore ! Thank you to everyone who came out! #heidixdjs #heidiklumintimates #heidiklumman”
Nicole Richie has a mom night out
“Golden Girls #momsnightout #happybirthdayheather”
... and is so ready for her close-up
“And that's a wrap! End to such a fun day shooting @HouseofHarlow1960 campaign #regram #houseofharlow #comingsoon”
Gwyneth Paltrow gets Karl Lagerfeld involved
“#karllagerfeld #parisjetaime #chanel”
Every day's a party when you're Mariah Carey
“Bubbles, anyone? #champagne”
Jessica Chastain has some life advice
“Remember to take time for yourself #tbt #relax #nostress #smile #sleep #dream”
David Beckham pays tribute to Antarctic explorer Henry Worsley
“No words can describe the sadness of the loss of Henry. I was lucky enough to have met Henry on my way out to the Antarctic. I asked if I could use his Union Jack for a picture, he kindly leant it to me and I could feel how special this was to him. I was so honoured that he had done this for me... A man that has served our country for so many years and a man that talked about his family with so much pride... Our thoughts are with Henry's family at this time”
Jaden Smith shares a magazine shoot
“"Just Come Here"”
Taylor Swift has a night in with caffeine
“Coffee//LOLs//window seat//girls night in//@kelseaballerini”
Ladies Gaga and Arabella spend some quality time
Insta-Envy 101: Lily Aldridge
Daisy Lowe could also teach that class
“And she was like Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe. Happy Birthday @daisylowe”
... but she's busy selfie-celebrating her birthday
“27 feels soooo good thanks for all the birthday wishes @hannahmarshall_______”
Gisele reveals hotel rooms aren't just for room service and laziness (what.)
“Getting it done! #afterwork #workout #hotelroom #iwillwhatiwant #depoisdotrabalho #malhação #quartodohotel”
Jessica Alba gets her tourist on
“#BuckinghamPalace w my @honest partners #brianlee @seankanelive photo cred @dparker31”
... and plays How Many London Things Can You Fit in One Shot?
“#nofilterneeded when #BigBen photo bombs you! @honest @honest_beauty #bidness trip in London! W #brianlee @seankanelive n @dparker31”
Lena Dunham sends out some sibling love
“Happy birthday to Grace Dunham- my hero and, coincidentally, my sister. by other sibling @audreygelman”
Diane Kruger bids France farewell
“Sidaction... Au revoir Paris et merci @giambattistapr”
A picture-perfect snow day for Sarah Jessica Parker
“Currently in NYC
Drew Barrymore has a snow day
Kate Hudson gets ready to face the snow storm
Victoria Beckham throws back to Spice Girl days
"Happy Birthday Baby X I love u #ilovemyspicegirlsx vb @emmaleebunton"
David Beckham goes dog-walking
"At the park with Dad in my tweed and something smells goooood"
Gigi Hadid's ode to Paris
"Couture shows start today! Throwback to #pfw a few seasons ago x"
Donatella Versace takes us backstage at Couture Week
"Backstage with @gigihadid....you looked fabulous tonight!! #TeamDV"
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley celebrates her walk for Versace Couture
"What a spectacular show last night! @versace_official Haute Couture 2016 in Paris. Thank you @donatella_versace such an honour to walk for you!!"
Alexa Chung has an Adele moment
"Hello from the other side"
Lily-Rose Depp shows off her hair bow
Madonna takes a thoughtful selfie on tour
"Moving Forward.................nowhere else to go."
Elizabeth Banks has a school girl makeover for SNL Live
Portia Freeman and Daisy Lowe strike a pose
"#AboutLastNight Thank yoooou for having my beauty @daisylowe and I lastnight @lamer @esteelauder, such a gorgeous evening"
Gisele's son shows off his message for dad, Tom Brady
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets her cat on
Doutzen Kroes is ready to party
"Thank you @conservatoriumhotel For organizing my birthday party last night"
Kendall Jenner does a double-take
Natasha Poly gets reflective
"Thank You @frackowiakmagdalena For This Beautiful Choker By @magdalenafrackowiakjewelry #obsessed"
Jaime King goofs around with a fish bowl
"My one woman show "Gravity" is really stirring my creative flow. Currently sold out. Super sorry about that."
Ellie Goulding gets flexing
Sam Smith shows off his new haircut
Rachel Zoe has a family day out
"Sunday ritual at the Farmers market #familytime #sundayfunday #meandmyboys #3hoursofsleep XoRZ"
Kate Bosworth relaxes after filming
"JUST WRAPPED #SSGB & @eliotsumner2 has a crazy good new album out today so I am listening to #Information on repeat"